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After hinting about it for a few months, actress Uma Thurman finally gave a detailed account of her encounters with pervert Harvey Weinstein.

Thurman says their relationship started off professional, but that changed on the set of “Pulp Fiction,” when Weinstein suggested they meet in his hotel room and he wore just his usual bathrobe. Thurman admits she wasn’t initially alarmed by what Weinstein was wearing, but she began to question his intentions when he led her down a hallway to a steam room:

“I was standing there in my full black leather [Pulp Fiction] outfit — boots, pants, jacket. And it was so hot and I said, ‘This is ridiculous, what are you doing?’ And he was getting very flustered and mad and he jumped up and ran out.”

And that wasn’t her only interaction with the sexual predator; that incident led to another encounter in London that she described as “such a bat to the head”:

“He pushed me down. He tried to shove himself on me. He tried to expose himself. He did all kinds of unpleasant things, but he didn’t actually put his back into it and force me. I was doing anything I could to get the train back on the track. My track. Not his track.”

The next day Weinstein’s assistants arranged for Thurman to meet with him again and she claims he threatened her by saying, “if you do what you did to me to other people, you will lose your career, your reputation and your family, I promise you.”

Weinstein is now saying that he did make a pass at Thurman—dressing in a robe and trying to lure her into a steam room—because he’d “misread” her signals.

Okay, but what about the second time, pervert?

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Real Housewives of New York ‘star’ Ramona Singer apparently asked her assistant to bill Bravo for some of her more high-end clothing purchases and would then have the woman return the clothes and give her the refund.

According to a Manhattan lawsuit, Singer “asked [Lisa] Taubes to purchase designer clothes for the filming of Ms. Singer’s show and instructed plaintiff to submit receipts to Bravo cable Network for reimbursement” and “then asked Ms. Taubes to return the clothes for refund.” The suit also claims Singer instructed Taubes to “submit fake receipts for reimbursement on clothes that she already owned and demanded plaintiff carry out these tasks.”

The lawsuit did not say how much money in total Singer made from the alleged scam and, as of now, Singer ain’t talking. But apparently this mess occurred because Singer refused to pay her assistant, who then took the story public.

The allegations against Singer were made by an agency called T360, which provided her with an assistant. Singer initially agreed to pay $4,000 a month for up to 20 hours of assistant time, yet Singer allegedly demanded Taubes work more than 40 hours a week without extra compensation, in violation of their contract. Taubes was also forced to walk Singer’s dog— “outside the scope of the agreement”—and was expected to be on call 24/7 to meet the TV personality’s demands.

The suit seeks more than $150,000 in damages and claims that Singer “humiliated” the woman by firing her in the lobby of her building, and then then trying to force her into signing a non-disclosure agreement and when Taubes refused, Singer ALLEGEDLY pushed her.

Ramona Singer, for her part, is playing dumb, saying:

“I have no knowledge of any lawsuit. Her company did some work for my company. The relationship ended, and her company was paid in full for their services.”

Bravo is also not talking.

Huh, maybe Ramona can go to jail for stealing from Bravo and share a cell with her ‘co-star’ LuAnn Drunken de Lesseps.

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Lotsa folks overdo it on Super Bowl Sunday between the food and the cheering and, apparently, the booze.

Amirite Kevin Hart? Hart, a native of Philadelphia, was beyond excited that the Philadelphia Eagles beat the New England Patriots and so when the Eagles took to the stage to receive the Vince Lombardi trophy, Lil Kev tried to worm his way onstage! But he was dee-nied by a hulking security guard. The clip went viral and Twitter had a field day, as you’d expect.

Hart also crashed an interview by Game Day Prime with Eagles defensive lineman Fletcher Cox to say:

“I’ve been drinking. Philadelphia’s a great city. I thought, I hope this is an example of what we can do. We gave a f–k…ooh. I’m out.” 

He dropped the mic and staggered away.

Now, once you’ve made a fool of yourself dropping an f-bomb on TV or trying to take the stage with the Super Bowl champions, what else can you do? If you’re Lil Kev, you go on Instagram, still obviously drunk, to explain your being drunk:

“To all the kids out there, I just want to say, ‘Don’t drink.’ You know when alcohol is in your system you do dumb stuff. One of the top two stupidest things I’ve ever done, but who cares. The Eagles won the Super Bowl. Yeah I’m still a little tipsy—the world can kiss my ass.” 

Wow, just shows you tiny little egos can’t hold their booze and then they make fools of themselves on national TV.

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Last Summer rumor’s swirled that youngest Kardastrophe Klan member Kylie was pregnant after having gone on one date with Travis Scott. Kylie, for once, kept her mouth shut, and stayed outta sight, but now we know it’s true because there’s a new Kardastrophe spawn that she’s named Stormi.

Kris Jenner must be livid that it’s not a ‘K’ name because there goes a huge chance to brand that child.

But Stormi …where have I heard that name lately? Oh yeah, Stormy Daniels, the Fat Bastard’s porn star mistress. Kylie named her daughter after a porn star who’s been in the news for weeks.

No surprise, though, since her older sister Kim made a name for herself in porn. That’s how That Family rolls.

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Last week, Scott Baio’s Charles in Charge co-star Nicole Eggert accused him on Twitter of molesting her from the ages of 14 to 17 when he was 26. Baio clapped back on Facebook Live, fully denying the allegations, and accused her of seducing him when she turned 18.

Eggert took her tale to Megyn Kelly Today while Baio took his to Good Morning America.  

The first time Eggert brought forth these allegation, years ago, Baio told her to take it to the police; this week she did.

Eggert and her lawyer, Lisa Bloom, along with her former Charles In Charge co-star, Alexander Polinsky, met with detectives from LAPD’s Sexual Assault Section. Eggert spent two hours with detectives, talking about what Baio ALLEGEDLY did to her when she was 14, 15, and 16.

Polinsky was present to back up Eggert’s allegations, and Lisa Bloom came with a list of witnesses who claim to have seen Scott acting inappropriate around Nicole. Since the abuse ALLEGEDLY took place between 1986 and 1990, there’s a chance the statute of limitations has run out, but police are still ALLEGEDLY launching an investigation and are asking

“We’ve been demanding since last year that Nicole Eggert bring her story to the authorities. It’s good that she finally has, even if it’s part of a publicity campaign. Perhaps she can explain to them her ever-changing story.”

The good news is that Baio must put his version of the story on record, the bad news is that police will have to listen to a sanctimonious prick like Scott Baio, and maybe even his wife, who’s a bigger dick than her husband.

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The British royal wedding is still some two months away, and the invitation are heading out but it appears there’s room for only one Ginger Royal during the ceremony and former Ginger Duchess Sarah Ferguson is not that Ginger.

Rumor has it that Hot Prince Ginger Harry doesn’t exactly trust that Fergie 1.0 will keep her mouth shut and so he’s ALLEGEDLY not asking her to attend which should make things awkward at Fergie 1.0’s daughter Princess Eugenie’s fall wedding because Hot Prince Ginger Harry is invited to that soiree.

But is it Harry who banned Fergie? Maybe not; some are saying Harry’s dad and grandpa, Prince Charles and Prince Philip, are the ones who don’t want Fergie at the wedding because they feel she’s tarnished the royal family’s image with her antics, like trying to sell access to her ex-husband Prince Andrew for $750,000 or like marrying Andrew while still carrying on an affair with Camilla Parker Bowles … oh wait, that Prince Hypocrite Chuck. And, if you remember, Fergie didn’t go to Prince William and Duchess Kate’s wedding in 2011 because :::ahem::: she wasn’t invited.

But Harry may have the last word; he says he wants Fergie there and so Fergie will be there …in the seat not saved for Donald _____, I hope.

And, failing that, I’m sure Prince Andrew got an invitation for a Plus-One so there’s always that way in, too.

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Lastly, we talked Kylie Jenner’s new porn star baby, and yet we still have another Kardastrophe spawn in the wings because Khloe is also pregnant. She still has a few months to go, if her Instagram is truthful, because she tagged that photo with the note “29 weeks.”

Seeing that photo, and knowing what Khloe Kardastrophe really looks like, got me wondering if she was carrying the baby really high … like in her lips.

I mean, if you want to change your appearance because you’re unhappy with it, go ahead, but when you change it so drastically that you go from looking like yourself to looking like a $29.99 blow-up doll version of yourself, I wonder …

New Khloe is on the left …as if you needed my help … while Old Khloe is to the right.

Just sayin’.

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