Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Note To Journalists: Be Like Jake

First off, thank you Jake … Tapper, that is.

As the White House continues to stumble and fumble and mumble over that book, they decided to send White House Senior Policy Advisor Stephen Miller out to do damage control. Trouble is, Stephen is a bit of a drama queen and on Jake Tapper’s State of the Union Show on the President’s least favorite news channel, CNN, he tried to pushed his fake outrage act a little too far and Jake sent him packing.

Stephen started by calling Steve Bannon’s comments in Fire and Fury: Inside the _____ White House, “grotesque” and more:
"The book is best understood as a work of very poorly written fiction. The author is a garbage author of a garbage book."
When Tapper questioned his assertion, Stephen called him "condescending” and claimed Tapper’s attitude was "part of [his] M.O." He then accused Tapper of making a "snide remark"—coming from the King of Snide, that was rich—while he attacked CNN, saying it runs "24 hours of negative anti-_____ hysterical coverage" while delivering "spectacularly embarrassing false reporting." But the best part was when Stephen asked for three uninterrupted minutes to talk about _____:
“Viewers are entitled to have three minutes of the truth. Why don’t you just give me three minutes to tell you about the Donald _____ that I know?”
That was all for Jake, because he realizes this isn’t the _____ news channel on _____ TV being run by a _____ Minister of Propaganda; he told Stephen he wouldn’t get the three minutes because it wasn’t his show and that sent Stephen in freak out zone, so Jake was done:
“Okay, you’re not answering the questions. I get it. There’s one viewer that you care about right now and you’re being obsequious because you’re trying to please him. I’ve wasted enough of my viewers' time.”
And Stephen was toast. Tapper threw to a commercial and when he returned to the Stephen Miller Free Zone, he told viewers:
“Welcome back to earth."
So, note to other journalists, when these minions of the Fat Bastard appear on your shows to spout their lies and propaganda, end them; end the interview, cut them off if they don’t answer a question. You have the power to release the information and if what the _____ shills are doing is lying and faking the news, send them home.


And again, Thanks Jake.

8 comments:

  1. It would be awfully nice if all journalists would do their jobs of telling it like it is. The cartoonists need the support!

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  2. I heard that Stephen Miller had to be escorted out of CNN because he refused to leave the set!

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  3. I laughed so hard when I watched this. Miller kept fidgeting in his chair like he had bugs crawling on him. Moving like that is what a meth head does. I laughed on Monday morning when I read that CNN had to call security to escort Miller from the show because he refused to leave. All too sad but funny.

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  4. Stephen Miller wants to be a player in Alt-Right politics and was no doubt on CNN to prove his superiority... and ended up looking like another of the Idiot's laughable flunkies.

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  5. Watch a lot of CNN and MSNBC - missed this! Thanks for the recap. xoxox

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  6. philly native tapper ain't gonna take no shit from a shithead, YO!

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  7. Yes, thanks Jake! That "interview" was mind-numbing.

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  8. You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.




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