Friday, May 19, 2017

Have A Smile ... On Ivanka

Ivanka _____ “wrote” a book. I put quotation marks around wrote, like I do when I say she’s a “jewelry designer”, or a “fashion designer”, or a “political strategist”, or “climate change expert” or “working mother.” You know, cuz it #FakeNews.

Clearly, someone wrote a book and Ivanka slapped a label—perhaps one made in China by a woman making $62 a week as with her “fashion” line—with her name on it, but, karma is a bitch, and karma is, many times, a highlarious bitch.

At Barnes & Noble stores people are having a hard time finding her book, and when they do, they usually find a discount sticker on it. The discounts are hilarious as new books almost never receive them unless they are not selling and B&N wants them gone or ... Someone who works at B&N, and who has access to the discount stickers, is messing with us.


But the best laugh at Ivanka’s expense happen when you come across a display for Ivanka’s “book” and hers is gone, replaced by books like, ahem ...
Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents and Toxic Parents
Overcoming Their Hurtful Legacy and Reclaiming Your Life
Disarming the Narcissist
Children of the Self Absorbed.

And one of the best things, besides the jokes and the discounts is one review that calls Ivanka’s “book” “‘vapid’ at worst, ‘earnest’ at best, and ‘a strawberry milkshake of inspirational quotes.'”

Thanks for the laugh, Ivanka.

2 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Oh, those displays are indeed highlarious!

Helen Lashbrook said...

I gather her husband is a person of extreme interest to the FBI; wonder how the Trumplets will spin that