Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Mark Sanford: Liar, Cheater, Adulterer, and Now, Trespasser


He’s at it again. Mark Sanford, the disgraced booty-calling, trail-hiking former governor of South Carolina, is on the trail again. Only this time it’s called trespassing, and this time it’s on the property of his ex-wife, the lovely [insert sarcasm here] Jenny Sanford.

See, the Sanford’s—once the golden couple of the state until; Mark began screwing other women and the people of South Carolina at the same time—each have a clause in their divorce settlements saying that neither may enter the other’s home without permission.

But Mark, as happens with ego-maniacal adulterers who think they’re above the law, apparently has taken to making a habit of entering his former Mrs.—not to be confused with former mistresses—home, and on February 3, Jenny confronted him inside her house.

Creepy, no?

A complaint was filed the next day, and Mark Sanford will be required to appear in court on May 9, two days after the election that he hopes will return him to public office. 

Jenny Sanford said her former husband was using his cellphone as a flashlight as he left. The couple's divorce settlement says neither may enter the other's home without permission. The complaint filed by Jenny’s lawyer, Deena Smith McRackan, states that Mark Sanford has “entered into a pattern of entering onto plaintiff’s property. Plaintiff has informed defendant on a number of occasions that this behavior is in violation of the court’s order and has demanded that it not occur again.”

Again, he’s made a habit of illegally trespassing on another person’s property. Creepy, yes; and illegal. And he wants to get back into office in this state.

Jenny, of course, taking the holier-than-thou high road has declined to comment, except to say “We have had a number of matters (in their divorce), and we have to deal with them in private.”

When asked about those other issues, Jenny Sanford again declined to comment and then said, “Direct those questions to my ex-husband.”

Still not commenting, she continued: “I am doing my best not to get in the way of his race. I want him to sink or swim on his own. For the sake of my children I’m trying my best not to get in the way, but he makes things difficult for me when he does things like trespassing.”

So much for not getting in the way and not commenting, eh?

Mark Sanford's spokesman literally had no comment.

Here’s the deal South Carolina, this man lied and cheated, both on his wife, and on this state, and the slithered away into the murk from whence he came until the last six months or so when he figured y’all were too stupid to remember what a conniving lying asshatted man he is, and the he runs for office in a Congressional primary. And you voted for him!

And now we find out that he is the same man he was when he was governor, doing what he wants, taking his little personal hikes when he wants, and thinking he’s above the law.

We don’t need the likes of Mark Sanford back in office in this state, so if the people of the 1st Congressional district think he’s the best man for the job, when you know his history, then vote for him.

But don’t complain when he starts cheating on you, too.

4 comments:

  1. he is scary, in a creepy way

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  2. Anonymous11:34 AM

    What a creep. But he's still better than Nikki Haley, which is really scary.

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  3. Latest - said he wanted to watch the Super Bowl with one of his boys... in the dark, with the flashlight function on his phone...

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