Saturday, October 22, 2011

I Ain't One To Gossip, But.....

Okay, so she wasn't all cracked out, and she wasn't drunk, but Whitney Houston is ALLEGEDLY all kinds of crazy.
It seems that the former diva was almost physically removed from a  Delta flight for refusing to wear a a seatbelt. 
I know!
Multiple sources--and by multiple sources I mean everybody on the plane--say that Miss Whitney was all nice and snug in her seat until a crew member asked her to buckle up.
And that's when cray-cray came out.
She  refused and “got diva” on the crew member, until a second crew member came over and reminded her that her career is in the toilet and warned Houston that if she didn’t buckle up, she would have to get off the plane.
So, did Whitney Insert Tab A into Slot B?
No, she asked a flight attendant to do it for her.
She wasn't drunk or cracked out, but that girl is cray-cray.


I love the Food Network, and most of their, um, talent. But I have never been a fan of pudgy, dye-job, loudmouth Guy Fieri, and now, perhaps, I know why.
He isn't a nice guy. At least according to David Page, the ousted creator of the Fieri's Diners, Drive-ins and Dives, who is speaking out and slamming Fieri's behavior.
Page is ALLEGING that Fieri has displayed every form of bad behavior, from sexism to homophobia, saying, "Anytime any woman mentioned 'cream,' Guy went into a sexual riff."
How juvenile. Reminds me of Jack McFarland on Will & Grace, though Fieri might not want to be lumped in with a gay character. 
See, he ALLEGEDLY asks for "advance warning" when working with homosexuals, Page said, saying he once got a phone call from Fieri after he walked out of a restaurant: "Guy had decided that the two men running the restaurant were life partners. He said, 'You can't send me to talk to gay people without warning! Those people weird me out!'" 
Apparently other show researchers have also noted indications of homosexuality during the location screening process so as to warn Fieri. Now, this could all just be bad blood since Fieri made a mint off  Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives books and ALLEGEDLY promised to "split" the proceeds with Page Productions and didn't do it, but it still makes me think Guy Fieri let his food stardom go to his over-bleached head.


Oh, Jessica Simpson. Anything for a buck.

Even a baby, or the story of a baby.
People are still saying that Simpson is pregnant, but she isn't saying a word unless someone ponies up a buttload of cash.
About a half-million dollars to be exact.
Sources--and by sources, I mean the myriad of people who find Jessica Simpson to be an idiot...and the lines forms behind me--say Simpson, with the help of her father/manager/pimp, Joe Simpson, are refusing to say she is with moneymaker, er, baby, until someone coughs up the dough.
i say, wait. pretty soon it'll be quite clear that it isn't just an overload of Mac'N'Cheese, and you'll get the story without a penny spent.
What sickens me most about this, is that it sets the stage for more sales of stories about the Simpson spawn.
Baby's first poop!
Baby's first toothless grin!
Baby's first arrest!
I'm seeing a trend.



Here's one of those "Blind" Items that keep us guessing.
We all know that in Hollywood, many actors or actresses do whatever they can to look younger. Plastic surgery, hair plugs; they do whatever is necessary, even going so far as to hide their age, and then call a lawyer if anyone dares print that age.
See, according to the New York post, an unnamed is suing Amazon.com, which owns IMDb, because that website had the nerve to print her age.
She is seeking $1 million in damages.
The actress--who filed the suit in Seattle under the name "Jane Doe"--claims that having her age on public record threatens her career, and her suit ALLEGEDLY reads: "In the entertainment industry, youth is king. If one is perceived to be 'over-the-hill,' i.e. approaching 40, it is nearly impossible for an up-and-coming actress, such as the plaintiff, to get work."
Over-the-hill, at forty?
The actress's, or the wacktress's, cuz let's face it, this is crazy, exact age isn't listed in the lawsuit, but it does say she lives in Texas. Amazon and IMDb got her credit card information in 2008 when she subscribed to IMDb Pro; her age was published shortly thereafter.

So, who do you think the age-o-phobe is?

12 comments:

  1. Baby's first arrest! ROFL You made me spit my oatmeal all over my keyboard.

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  2. lol! - you can take that forever - Baby's First Rehab comes to mind.

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  3. Anonymous11:50 AM

    I like Guy Fieri. Do I believe this guy who got fired from Guy's show? Considering how many people from the LGBTQ community are involved in the higher-end cooking industry I want to see more proof before I believe any of this.

    Regarding Jessica Simpson's kid, you also forgot baby's first breast implants.

    For the blind item, you're only over the hill at 40 in Hollywood if you don't have any acting skills.

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  4. So glad I read this Bob. Now I won't ask Guy Fier out on a date. I'd hate to weird him out!! And Im going to Brazil next week to pay a Braizlian drug cartel to kidnap that Simpson girl and sell her to white slavery. But then it occured. Even they aren't THAT desperate for money. She works my last gay nerve!!!!!!! And poor Whitless!

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  5. You know what people weird me out? The ones with NASCAR refrigerators, and don't get me started on that hair. It was done way better by Annie Lennox, not to mention Chef Anne.

    Though he is friends with Matthew McConahaze, so he has that going for him.

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  6. Anonymous5:53 PM

    Whitney is surely a "diva bitch".

    I have to admit, however, that I've met quite a few "condescending diva bitch" flight attendants over the years that could stand to be knocked down a peg!

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  7. What? No Lindsay Lohan going back to the slammer stories? C'mon man! LOL

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  8. I hope Guy is a good guy

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  9. I always got a weird read off of Guy, and that was just through the television. None of this really surprises me.

    Also, does it really surprise anyone that Jessica Simpson is trying to get money for the exclusive. We already have a magazine that paid the Cruise's for "exclusive photos."

    That being said, society is much harder on women to look young and stay young. My mother has been turning 35 since she was 35.

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  10. "crack is wack" Whitney Houston circa 2002. "Whit is cra cra" Bob circa now....

    Oh and old lady (aka person my age) in Texas...Renee (weird lips and face Bridget Jones) Zellweger. Just a guess.

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  11. Anonymous4:08 AM

    Poor old Whit- over the hill and far away.

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  12. 1. What is Whity's problem? 2. Time will tell all about Jessica Simpson.

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